#megatron my angry meow meow

[blushouyo]

watched transformers one....... yeah 👍

[th3e-m4ng0]

some may remember megatron-cat,my family called him 'droopy', his real name was 'botas'. i didktn know him well but he was the grumpiest and loudest cat that has ever come to.visit us, he would only let me pet his head and sometimes his tummy and cheeks . he would annoy my cats to steal their food when we werent looking and he loved to layon top of the washing masjine to sleep, or on our a wooden chair and scream if we looked a t him through the window, he also loved destroying cardboard boxes with his claws .h e loved loved chicken and would take pieces away to eat on his own, grumbling all the way . He would always announce when he arrived, demanding food or demanding sleep or even pets from me . he was angry and loud and i will alwayvs love him and miss him, the neighborhood is so much quieter than before and it hurts so bad, i miss how he meowed sweetky when i talkednto him, a sharp contrast to his usual yelling, and i mkss how he would blink slowllyat us. he wasnt ours but i will always love him as if he were. i would jokingly refer to him as my.best friend to my friends, like i would point to his owner's house and go 'this is where my best friend lives. hes a cat' . Mostly because he didnt like me much but disliked everyone else more and i thought i t was funny. i miss him so much

[gods-sugar-daddy]

Characters I want to rattle like an angry maraca for an undiscerned amount of time based on how chewy they are, part 2

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Commander Fox

Commander Fox is like, shotguns 16 cups of coffee for breakfast and his Monster Red Bull concoction the rest of the day. No one's ever seen him refill it. He has a venti cup he accidentally stole from 78's and is too ashamed to return it. He is simultaneously 12 and 85. He deserves a little therapeutic manslaughter. He forlornly tells people he is the manager then continues getting yelled at by both civilian and senator alike. He wishes he could enact Order 65, murder the Chancellor. He wears glitter nail polish under his gloves. He has 4 big brothers who will kick your ass. He'll kick your ass then turn around and sleep

Dean Winchester

He's my babygirl baby. A poor little meow meow. He tries so hard to be an alpha male but he just comes off as Rail Me with a side of Daddy Issues. He and Gabriel kin each other despite being told he's michael. He's a father of yes amount of kids. He insists on no chick flick moments despite being on Heaven's longest running soap opera. He's a monster fucker. He's dating Luci's little brother. He's a disaster bi. He's a father figure to Luci's kid. Simultaneously the best and worst babysitter in the world. Might kill you on accident. Might kill you on purpose.

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Ratchet

He is the Autobots hottest dilf 6 million years in a row. Optimus Prime calls him Sir. He will do medical malpractice if it means saving a life. What are they gonna do take his license?? He's the only bitch in the whole system that's keeping the army running. His exes are psychopaths. He speedran friends to enemies to lovers over the span of one civil war. He claims he's 8 billion years old. His hands are permanently stained gray from all the dye he's used to keep up the ruse. He can't remember his original hair color. He's 32.

Anakin

The walking, talking Cringe Fail compilation. Takes the phrase "kill what you love" literally. All the years he spent training Ahsoka was gathering dad points he never got to redeem. He never learned to properly regulate his emotions. Everyone goes to him if they want to defraud the Jedi Council. Yoda includes him in escape hijinks. He's a chaos demon. He should've been a creche teacher. He's the "just wait until my father hears about this" except worse bc his father is God and you will get smited.

Tigress

She's the prodigal daughter trying to live up to her dad's high standards. She hates your guts until you help her pass the math quiz then she ropes you in to her plan to instigate the Starbucks/Dutch Bros war. She is ride or die. Her big brother is a mass murderer. She's an orphan. She's a girlboss queen who takes no shit.

235$ chocolate protein shake

Ahsoka

I want them to do more with her. I want her to drop her backstory on side show characters and just dip. She's a healthy edgelord compared to Anakin's actual god complex. Make her a goth. Underutilized and overpowered at the same time. Filled with bad ideas bc her upbringing around Anakin and the 501st. A major accomplice to defrauding the Jedi.

Vos

He's the idw slender man. He's a cryptid. He's a murderous murderer in a group of murderers. He's dating Kaon. His previous namesake got turned into a feral turbohound. He doesn't have time to learn your language. He's a sniper rifle. Megatron held him once and Tarn has never been more upset.

[liaswritesrobots]

bw megatron x reader?? maby ... one of the other preds attacks you and megatron gets pissed they touched his little meow meow and beats the shit out of them

Every Predacon knows not to mess with you since your Megatron's consort, and yet here stands Tarantulas, yelling at you for getting in his way and ruining his plan for the last battle.

"What plan?! You tried to crush Megatron and Inferno with Optimus when they were fighting and then you were gonna run away!"

"And you ruined it you idiot!" Tarantulas hisses out as he raises his claw and strikes you across the face with an audible slap.

You bring your hand up to your stinging cheek and give him a look between anger and hurt.

"TARANTULAS!" Megatron's angry voice rings out from down the hall behind him.

"Uh-oh." Tarantulas whispers and seems to shrink into himself. It's almost pitiful how terrified he looks.

Megatron stomps closer to the spiderbot and clamps a firm hand on his shoulder hard enough to make a dent. Megatron spins him around and punches him in the face with enough force to knock the Predacon unconscious, the sound of metal crunching as he hits the floor face down.

You flinch back at the display and start to reach out to see if Tarantulas is… well, still alive, but Megatron steps over him and grabs your hand in his and brings you closer to him, "Are you alright?" He asks, raising your head by your chin to check your cheek. He strokes the red mark on your cheek and frowns, "Do not worry, once he wakes up I will make sure to punish him further for this."

"Oh, you don't have to-"

"Nonsense. No one lays a hand on you and gets away without punishment. Now come along, since our CR Chambers do not work on you we'll have to use your medical supplies." He says, tugging you towards your shared room.

Once there he sits you on the bed and opens the drawer on the nightstand beside it. He pulls out a box with medical supplies and opens a sanitizing wipe and gently wipes your cheek with it. You flinch from the pain but he shushes you and uses his other hand to keep your head still as he wipes your face, "I know it stings. We'll put an ice pack on it so it won't mark." He says, pressing his forehead to yours.

You press back and place your hand on his, "Never knew you could be so gentle." You half joke.

He lets out a small chuckle, "Only for you, my spark."

[cuddlyscribe]

anon asked: Soooo I found a baby kitty in my backyard the other day so can we pls have reader finding a baby kitty or puppy in an alley or something and then bringing it back to the Nemesis? Ofc they beg their con to keep it or maybe they even try to hide it from their con lol.

[recognize these headcanons? this is a repost from my old blog ‘ohscraptfphcs!’ You will see this disclaimer above all of the content i have moved from my previous blogs.]

Megatron, Soundwave and Shockwave honestly would probably not be bothered by it at all, as long as the pet in question isn’t causing any serious problems around the Nemesis. Megatron is going to let his s/o do whatever they damn well please, so as long as it isn’t like a Predacon or something, he’s fine with it. Soundwave is pretty similar in the sense that he’s also unbothered by a pet. He’s the most loyal servant to Megatron, which earns him some sweet perks for both himself and his s/o. They might have to keep the pet leashed or sheltered in Soundwave’s berth, but either way it’s better than not being able to have it at all. They’re both happy their s/o didn’t try to hide it from them this time because they actually think Earth pets are cute. Shockwave’s s/o might hide it from him at first because he’s this big mad scientist type, and they might be worried he’ll experiment on it or something. But in reality, he wouldn’t dream of it. He knows how important the pet is to his s/o and how humans can form strong bonds with the domesticated animals on this planet, so he wouldn’t take that away from them. Shockwave might not see the logic in it but to him he would let his s/o do anything they’d like.

Starscream and Knockout would honestly be afraid. They’re not used to having something that small running around, so when the kitten or puppy barks or meows and runs all around, they kinda scream and try to hide behind their s/o. As long as they can calm them down, they’ll slowly but surely learn to accept its presence and actually like it a lil bit. They want to keep it a secret from Megatron as much as possible because they tend to get on his bad side often, so it’s less likely he’ll be so kind. As long as the pet is in their berth, everything is fine. Whenever these two have free time, they’ll play with the pet with their s/o, teaching it tricks or feeding it snacks. Knockout loves it the most when his s/o falls asleep with their pet in their arms after a long night of movie marathons. He thinks they both look so innocent and sweet. Starscream just loves to watch his s/o try and catch the pet as it runs around and hides everywhere. It’s the cutest game of cat and mouse, and he honestly can’t get enough.

Breakdown and Airachnid wouldn’t give a crap about getting permission from Megatron and just let their s/o do whatever they like. They assume that if the big man is going to get angry at their s/o and their pet, they’ll be there to stand up to him. (It’s up to you to decide if that works out or not) These two will warn all Vehicons around to extra watch their step because there’s another small creature walking around on the ship and God knows what’ll happen to them if they get stepped on. Breakdown is really chill with his s/o and their little furry friend, letting them both hang out on his shoulder and in his servos while he’s working. He watches to make sure both of them don’t fall off of high-up desks. Airachnid is a little less hands on, letting them both run wild and do what they want. If trouble comes to them and they need help, she’s always there, but she’s not going to do much sitting and watching.

[pastelpaperplanes]

Submission by @robotwhoscreams

(I saw Swindle and Lockdown's design and instantly wanted to write something I am so sorry Pastel) Optimus sighed as he stepped out of the club, basking a little in the crisp night air. It felt nice compared to the hot, stuffy atmosphere inside the club, somehow always reeking of alcohol no matter where he went, even in the places drinks weren’t allowed. He wiped a little sweat off his forehead, happy to be out of that very tight outfit he’d worn for his performance 

He had left through a side door, having had a pretty early shift he got off much earlier then normal and since the pathway to the main door was blocked by a sea of bots he chosen to not risk it.

He walked down the dark alley that the door had lead out to, wanting to get home and just sleep as soon as possible, usually Megatron would arrange some way to get home, however Megatron was busy with something and Optimus, not wanting to bother the bot, decided he’d take the bus.

He kept walking, the alleyway a lot longer then he thought. He only stopped when he heard something behind him, loud and clear

Meow

He furrowed his brows, looking down and seeing a little cat, the feline rubbed against his legs, low rumbling purrs vibrating off the cat.

Optimus leaned down a little, starting to pet the cat “What are you doing out here?” He asked curiously, the kitty only giving a loud meow in reply, flicking its long tail. 

He smiled, just continuing to stroke, his tiredness temporarily forgotten as he shared a quiet little moment with the animal, it’s back arching as he scratched the base of it’s tail, it’s hindquarters sticking in the air as it purred loudly.

The moment was ruined as the cat’s ears suddenly pricked up as it stared into the darkness, its muscles tensed before it let out a loud hiss, bounding away before Optimus could even speak.

“So there he is..” The voice was slurred, clearly under the influence. Optimus watched a few very drunk bot stumble out of the dark.

“W-What do you mean?” Optimus chuckled nervously, struggling to hide the slight shake in his voice, feet nearly tripping over each other as he backed up, trying to get away from the little group as they approached.

“You’re the...pretty lil dancer that was on stage earlier” One of bot’s weird half smirk grew “The one with the red lips and the nice voice” Another chirped. All of them kept shambling towards him as they spoke, struggling to keep upright in their drunken haze.

Optimus felt a heavy pit of panic begin to rise in his throat, he knew he would’ve probably been able to take on 1 or 2 of the bots, his time in the Police force having taught him some self defense. However the 4 or 5 in front of him right now was a little much, even with alcohol in their system if they really wanted to they could probably overpower him.

His eyes darted around, trying to find somewhere to flee but found himself unsuccessful, all his possible escape routes blocked by one of his harassers.

He flinched as his back hit a wall, cursing at himself for managing to get himself cornered.

“Oh don’t be like that” One of the drunk bots muttered, the others chuckling “Come on, help us out here” Another snapped

Optimus took a swing at the one standing in front of him, hearing a loud crunch as he hit them square in the nose, making them fall over onto their back, a bit of energon dripping from where he hit.

He didn’t have any time to really celebrate as two of his other attackers, clearly angry at his defiance tried to grab him, digging their nails into his arms as they tried to restrain the now writhing Optimus

“I wouldn’t do that if I was you” The new voice caused them all to freeze, turning to look at the bot who owned it, confusion obvious on their faces.

He was a bit on the short side, wearing a golden yellow suit. The bot’s purple eyes held a glint of cockiness, it was shared in his smirk as he shoved past the tipsy bots.

The newcomer reached Optimus and the two bots holding his arms. He easily shoved them aside just as he had done with all the others “Now anyone care to explain what’s going on here?” He asked, looping his arm around Optimus’s shoulders, making the bot flinch a little

The bot that Optimus had punched got up, glaring daggers at the purple eyed mech “Who the hell are you?” They snarled, ignoring his question

“You answer my question first and then i’ll tell you” He simply said, smirk growing wider

The other bot paused a moment before speaking “Well...this...bot was teasing us, leading us on!” They snapped, making poor Optimus flinch “and then he freaked out to take him up on his offer!”

“Oh we both know that’s bullshit” The bot in the yellow suit scoffed “You can’t lie to save your life you know”

The two started arguing, exchanging venomous glares and bitter words. Optimus meanwhile had a realization, he’d seen this bot before, a few hours prior actually while he was doing his show, he was sitting in a corner booth, playing cards with some other bot, however the popped up collar and wide brimmed hat they’d worn made it impossible for Optimus to see who they were from the quick glanced he’d shot them.

He was snapped back to reality as the drunk bot took a swing at him, he was quickly pulled out of the way of the hit by the yellow suited bot, his attacker’s fist slamming into the wall painfully 

“Alright everyone calm down unless you wanna deal with Lockdown” The cocky glint in the bot’s purple eyes grew as he pointed to something behind the riled up bot.

Optimus’s eyes widened as he saw what he was pointing out. A large bot, supposedly Lockdown, was currently standing behind one of the drunk bot’s friends, the large hook he had for a hand wrapped around their neck, choking them.

All the anger in Optimus’s attackers vanished, replaced with terror as one of their own dropped to the floor, passed out at hands..or more like hook of Lockdown.

“So is this little argument over or does anyone want to go a round with him?” None of them moved for a moment, however when the first fled it didn’t take long for the others to follow suit, dragging their passed out compatriot along as they retreated

“....” Optimus merely stood there, a mix of confusion and shock crossing his face before he looked at the yellow suited bot “H-How did you...w-who even...” He struggled to form words, his brain a jumbled mess as it tried to process everything that had just happened

“My name’s Swindle, the big guy is Lockdown” Swindle smirked “Your Orion right?”

Optimus’s confusion only grew “How did you know I was....” He felt very light headed, brows furrowing as he tried to steady himself, struggling to keep a coherent thought

Swindle chuckled “We work for Megatron, he mentioned you” He paused for a moment “They also said your name before you got on stage- OH SHIT” Was last thing Optimus heard before his legs gave out as he passed out, weary mind not able to handle the stress

When he awoke he was somewhere different. He opened his eyes a little, confused when he saw Megatron. it took a moment for his bleary mind to register the bot was probably carrying him. He let out a breathy chuckle before snuggling his face into the bot's chest and falling asleep.

In the morning he'd probably scream at himself but..for now he just needed sleep